She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
