PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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