he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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