I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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