5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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