i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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