no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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