i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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