Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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