bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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