Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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