So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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