if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
