haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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