It's Friday. Sex?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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