Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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