Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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