I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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