you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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