white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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