i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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