come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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