turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
only you would photoshop your dick
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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