Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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