On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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