I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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