Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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