I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
this just has baby written all over it
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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