Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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