I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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