so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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