Porn is love you can see.
one might say we're banned from that church
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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