im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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