I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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