how can u be prego again
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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