Having a random hookup so left but love u
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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