Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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