we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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