is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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