Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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