Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
from now on my penis is your penis
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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