Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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