New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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