Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
