So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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