Your tits are I can't wait for
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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