I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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