I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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