i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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