oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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