you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He literally asked permission to hit on me
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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