with your own penis?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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