Christians are straight up FREAKS
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
