I hate all girls vehemently.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
My vagina just recognized that song.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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