no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
