I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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