How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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