is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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